found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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