with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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