have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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