it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Randomize
