So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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