i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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