Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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