I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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