That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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