i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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