think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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