and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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