Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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