So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
high people should be assigned attendants
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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