I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
its liver damage thursday
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
