I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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