I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
two words...techno handjob
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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