the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Randomize
