What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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