I just made out with a guy for $7.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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