Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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