think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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