Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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