I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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