this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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