no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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