I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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