idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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