they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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