To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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