There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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