Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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