is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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