is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
All I want is dick and wine.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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