We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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