She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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