My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
They are going to name an STD after you.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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