Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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