you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Two words: nipple clamps
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