the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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