I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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