I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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