Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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