you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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