He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Can I color on your dick again?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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