id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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