sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just had sex on a roof
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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