Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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