he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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