he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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