Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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