This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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