Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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