i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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