Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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